Storytime With Grendel: Snow – Part 1

Greetings, dear readers! Though we have a backlog of inquiries from across the universes, I recently came upon a most peculiar entry when going through my notes for our next Dragon Facts book. I had asked Grendel to write down lists of his likes, dislikes, and so forth. Perusing through the “most hated things” list,
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Storytime With Grendel: Fears

Dragon, tales of your ferocity and hunger have spread across the worlds. Thousands of mortals have cowered in fear from your awesome power. I am curious, though… is the one who has caused so much terror without phobia himself? Is there anything that you fear, dragon?
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Storytime With Grendel: Scales – Part 2

Greetings once again, bensvelk munthreks! This translates to “good humans,” which I hear is appropriate because apparently somewhere around ninety-eight percent of our readers are human! Also, I assume you’re good, but I guess that is an assumption as well. Good is subjective and something Geldrin and I disagree on daily.
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Storytime With Grendel: Scales – Part 1

Greetings, wux dokaal! That’s right! I’m going to start teaching you mortals a bit of draconic. Wux is the common phrase for “you,” and dokaal is a generic term for humanoids. It more specifically means “two-leggers.” If any of you have more than two legs, please ignore my greeting.
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Storytime With Grendel: Good Deeds – Finale

Hello once again, wonderful wizards! When I was last regaling Geldrin of my tale, and subsequently you readers, I had just returned to my barely adequate boat and reluctant crew after having consumed a small feast of Hobgobs. They had taken over the small island city of Grumhold, though why or how I cared not.
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Storytime With Grendel: Good Deeds – Part 2

Hail and well met, salty biscuits! If you dear readers recall, last week I was recounting a time I had performed a good deed. I hadn’t quite gotten to the deed, mind you, since last week’s storytime was rather short. I admit I was having a bit of indigestion while regaling Geldrin of my time
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Storytime With Grendel: Good Deeds – Part 1

Greetings legend-makers! This week’s question comes from one of those paladins I’ve heard so much about. All I know of them is that they taste like valor and holiness, which reminds me of freshly baked muffins. Blueberry, to be specific Thus, I’ve eaten quite a few paladins in my time. And almost as many muffins!
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Storytime With Grendel: The Stormbringer’s Ire – Part 2

I had been successfully raiding the villages of the Zelistann desert, having collected a good deal of treasure and consumed many a mortal. I made quick work of a trade caravan along a dusty road, and had just collected the blasted magic mirror, though at the time I assumed it to be just a valuable
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Storytime With Grendel: The Stormbringer’s Ire

Ah! Another princess. Hopefully you are less horrendously horrible than that OTHER princess I knew. As to your question, I have recently been spending much of my hoard on this book press situation. Geldrin insists that giving up a small portion of my wealth in order to gather supplies and trade for stories is a
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Storytime With Grendel: Breath of Fire

A most astute question! While most members of dragonkind are capable of elemental breath almost instantly after emerging from their eggs, I will admit that for me it took a surprisingly long amount of time. It is my belief that my parents only remained in their fractured alliance until they could decide who would get
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